In which town do you live - and if I was to visit you, where would you take me and what would I do? [Elaborate in comments if you want.]
Would you want me to visit you, in all seriousness?
Sure
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Not really
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Hell no
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Om nom nom
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Haven't made my mind up about that yet
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Also problemo is that I may not be free because I work during the day and take vacation at other times (later in the year) so I'd not be around to take you around. I live (in Jersey) bus-distance away from NYC; bumming around the malls or chain bookstores are just like any other in the country, I assume, so I would think NYC would be the place to be.
Solutions: there are three hotels close by if you can swing that.
I wouldn't mind paying your bus-fare to the city; it's over 6 bucks and change round trip I think. Maybe it would make more sense (if you even venture this far East or South) to just meetup with folks in nyc.
Problemo: It appears that your two weeks begin or have in between them Memorial Day weekend which (next to Labor Day) is one of the biggest travel days in this area. That could be hairy.
On the plus side it appears your two weeks falls during when my birthday is
(the weekend after Memorial Day weekend). i will be expecting lots of presents. :)