CAPS LIKE WHOA (jc) wrote,

Couldn't Resist...

...lifting the following snippet from Private Eye. The copyright is theirs, but you'd be well advised to subscribe.

THE UN weapons inspectors have hit back at criticism from the US government that they still haven't managed to find "an excuse to start a war".
    "Obviously, the American government expected that we would quickly locate 'an excuse to start a war'", said the chief weapon's inspector Hans Blick, "but the fact that we are being given full and unfettered access to all sites supposedly containing weapons of mass destruction, only to discover nothing, makes our search all the harder."
    However, a White House spokesman rejected these comments, saying the fact that, after four days of searching, the weapons inspectors hadn't found "any excuse to start a war" would not stop them from doing so.

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